Best Goal scored: I once scored a no look volley from the edge of the box on a Sunday morning. But Saturdays I tend to score with my head. Banged in a few decent OG's this season also!

Worst/funniest/strangest thing you have seen on a football pitch: Robbie Fairchild at Letcombe getting a straight red for blowing a kiss.

Best player you have played with: clayds (Richie Claydon) is alright I suppose.

Best player you have played against: don't know his name but this massive bloke that played for supermarine in a friendly... Was on loan from Swindon and tore me a new one.

Hardest/dirtiest Player you played against: There's a few nasty bastards out there... I did used to enjoy winding Bedders (Paul Bedwell) up but the lad from Thame that left me on a spinal board this season was particularly dirty!

Your best 11 players you have played with: keeper: Steve Vaux, left back: Sam belcher, centre half: Stu Cattell, centre half: Tom Patten, right back: cotty, (Josh Cottrell) left wing: Andy Younie, centre mid: Tom Malton, centre mid: Adam Pendall, right wing: Tommy Austin, striker: clayds,(Richie Claydon) striker: Pedder (Matt Pedder)

Your greatest Fantasy 5 aside team you have seen play: Martin Keown, Tony Adams, Sol Campbell, Rio Ferdinand and John Terry to bang the goals in.

Team mates:

Best Trainer: Griff... Anyone that stands facing a sprung net training on their own for an hour is seriously committed!

Worst trainer: a few of us... Me maybe.

Best Banter: Ben's (Ben Taylor) got some decent banter

Worst Banter: Eric... (Marcus Brown) Absolutely awful!

Most likely to buy a round of drinks: I keep missing the team night outs so couldn't tell ya... Tommy (Austin) always buys me a coke after a game though.. Good lad!

Least likely: sounds like Stotty (Jon Stott) struggles to find the bottom of his pockets!

Best Dressed: This is hard... But Jacks (Jack Daley) all grey tracksuit he stole from Frankie (Merola) is fantastic!

Worst: there is a lot if terrible gear I've seen this season... From the young lads skinny tracksuit trousers to Griff (Craig Griffiths)in his dad's suit! Can't really name one!

Most Annoying: Eric's (Marcus Brown) inability to pronounce a word correctly

Most likely to tell a shocking joke: yeah.... Eric's (Marcus Brown) jokes are awful!

Any team mates that look like someone else: I've always thought Brad (Chalmers) looks like that guy from money saving expert... Martin Lewis. Think it's the hair... Sorry fella!

Anything you would like to add about your team mates: they are a good bunch and have made it an enjoyable season so far... Even if some of our results haven't been the best!