Fullname:Brad Chalmers
> Date of birth:18/9/88
> Position: center back
> Nickname: family call me bashy .....pffttt.. to the lads just bradders
> Favourite food: Thai food........epic
> Favourite Drink: anything non alcholic
> Movie: White chicks
> Song/artist: Drake
> Hero/idol: John Terry - a leader of men, the blokes class
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> Hi Brad
> It is well known in the changing room that your chat up line is to show a picture of your mum and say "Do you think my mum is fit" how's that working for you managed to get lucky yet?
> Just to put it out there I'm very proud to be the son of a beautiful mother .........luv u mummy. As for girls, well it must of got me somewhere because I got the ride. Ok she may of looked like Shola Ameobi and smelt like Newcastle's changing room but that besides the point. So I reckon I need to use that photo more, recently signed up to Tinder and have got a massive ZERO MATCHES......cheers then...........yep going back to my ex.
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> On our end of season tour to Butlin's we found out you like to wear Batman pj's and like to be tucked up in bed by 8pm and enjoy invited ladies back for cuddles but nothing more as you don't like to put out on a first date but which team mate would you take with you on a double date and who wouldn't you?
> Well bearing in mind me and cocker was ripping it out of stotty for at least 2 hours before I got any action in with 'Lescott' , I ended up bloody freezing (that's my poor excuse for the pj's). I wud take any one of the lads apart from stotty !! That guy just has no game what so ever. If I was to bring him along, the birds wud of both be gone by starters and probably end up lesbians. Cheers Jon
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> You where part of a back 5 that was rock solid last season but can you let us know what you thought of your regular defensive team mates?
> Griff (Craig Griffiths) - Love this guy. Can't praise him enough, Just an unbelievable keeper. If he was on fifa he'd have every chemistry style going. Cat, Glove ......U know name it.
> JJ (Jonny James)- great lad, cracked me Up. Although he did do my head in at times and we had our differences , I do miss him. Can be a great right back if he kept it simple.
> Bryn (Ingram)- I don't think there is a left back with less brain cells than this guy. Sorry Bryn but your not the brightest spark lets be honest. Solid left back though. We have missed him this season.
> Stotty (Jon Stott) - Such a great partnership I have with this man. So easy to play alongside, solid defender and a top mate.
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> You like to challenge your team mates to a game we cant name but it involves only have two touch and the ball not hitting the floor, but who has got the best and worst touch at the club?
> without doubt Joyce has the best touch but he didn't really get involved in 2 touch so I'd have to say Dane. His technique is outrageous. Gutted about his injuries, such a good player.
> with the worst I'd have to go with patty or webby.......SHIN-JI KAGAWA'S
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> Which of your team mates are.....
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> The biggest moaner? Has to be me don't it. No one will agree if I say anyone else lol. Boggy close second
> Best Trainer?Boggy is always on fire in training
> Worst Trainer? I don't think there is. Only when Eric gets involved .......Jesus Christ......retard.
> Mostly likely to buy a round of drinks? Anyone apart from stotty.
> Least likely? Yep Stotty........tightest man alive.
> Most Vain? I'd have to say olly. Worries about his hair before a game........very gay
> Best Banter? Coxy and Ben for me. Crack me up
> Worst banter? Oh God without doubt stotty. Wow..........Just wow..
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>> Okay got some quick fire football questions for you?
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>> Best player you have played with?
Youth days......Ray Jones
>> Worst thing you have seen on or off a football pitch?
When I was At Kidlington few years back , my CB partner Danny Leggett doubled footed someone in the faces whilst they was lying on the floor. Ugly scene.
>> Best ground you have played?
Haven't Been to any good ones I'm afraid. Kassam
>> Favourite ground you have played at?
Milton heights .......OUR HOUSE!!!!
>> Ground you hate playing at the most?
Ardley.....hate that place
>> Best goal you have ever scored?
Youth days.....left foot worldy.
>> Do you have any pre match superstitions?
nope not for me
>> And finally can you name me your greatest 11 you have played with including yourself?
Few in here from my youth days that have to gone to play pro so here to goes...
4-3-3
Griff - said before, just a fantastic GK
LB - Mark Flanagan (Flanny)- best left back in Oxford
CB - Jon Stott - just for the partnership me and him have formed over last few years.
CB- Adam Bygrave - when on to play pro for Oldham, not sure where he is now. Best center back I've ever played with
RB- Sam Elkins- solid. Grew up together playing for Wallingford.
CDM - Barry Primmer- played with him for cholsey on Sundays as a kid. Learnt so much of him. Great bloke.
CM- Tom Malton - one season I had at wantage. This guy's attitude is second to none. Brilliant player and real nice lad.
CM- Eric Odhiambo - youth days. Went on to play pro. Ridiculous with the ball at his feet
LF- Kieron Sanders- currently at north Leigh. This lad can go high as he wants if he had the right attitude. Unbelievable talent
RF - Shane Oakley - youth days. Great striker. Think he's at hornchurch now.
ST- Ray Jones- saddens me writing this. Was my best mate when I lived in London. Went on to play pro for QPR but died at the age of 19 in a car crash. Best player I've ever played with. He wud of gone on to massive things. He was immense. RIP mate
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